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[intro]
C#m7  F#7  D7  B7
C#m7  F#7  D7  B7  E


[verse]
    C#m7
I'm sitting in the corner of my extra large couch
         F#7
With the act of bending low with my limbs close to the body
         D7                   B7
Yeah I'm crouching to fridge, life is a bitch
        E
Cuz I'm dry to the bone and I'm home all alone

There's no one else for me to have a look around
And guess what, there's only one thing that I found
It's standing in the middle of the fridge
Hello you, Mr. Yoghurt from three weeks ago

I check your butt for the date and although
Your smell is not too well I've got to eat you
Cause you're the only thing in my house at this time
                                       F#7
And also the main reason for this last rhyme
             A7          E
I've got the rhytm on my side


[pre-chorus]
F#7              A7          E
Man I've got the rhythm on my side     3x


[chorus]
C#m7  F#7  D7  B7  E   2x


[verse]
But eating sour yoghurt doesn't mean my thirst is quenched
And when I smell my fingers I get mellow of the stench
From the potato chips I ate with my beer the night before
When I wanted to play domino but had no stones no more

So now's the time to kill the boredom, turn the tv on
I grab a random movie and can almost sing-a-long
Because the soundtrack of this movie, man it's way too loud
I get distracted, cannot focus and erupt a mushroom cloud

But this is not too fair for my favorite pair of shorts
Which I managed to combine with that ugly shirt of yours
But now I feel so sad, I have one good excuse
                                                    F#7
To fall back on my secret recipe of fruity juice
      A7            E
Of my secret fruity juice


[pre-chorus]
F#7           A7               E
Fruity juices make me feel all right
F#7           A7                 E
Fruity juices damn they taste so nice
F#7           A7               E
Fruity juices make me feel all right


[chorus]
C#m7  F#7  D7  B7  E   4x


[outro]
C#m7  F#7  D7  B7
C#m7  F#7  D7  B7